A REINDEER’S LAMENT
You may think I look cute as a reindeer
with my red nose and antlers and
stuff
but I can’t take much more of this sleigh gear:
I
tell you, enough is enough.
I started in life as one Sleipnir
the
eight-legged horse of the god,
and was ridden by Odin the hunter
leaving
death in the paths that I trod;
then the Christians arrived and poor Odin
was
changed to a holy old saint
and the warrior garments he rode in
were
abandoned for something more quaint.
Then came Disney and Coca-damn-Cola
determined
to make us all jolly –
it’s enough to make me bipolar
seeing
tinsel all over the holly.
Poor old Odin’s in scarlet as Santa
with
a beard and white fur on his hood;
the power he showed in our canter
has
all disappeared now for good
and I got four legs and a headdress
with
antlers as wide as a tree;
they covered my nostrils with redness
to
make me revoltingly twee.
Now Odin’s tucked up with his sleighbells
and
I’m left alone up ahead;
if he’s ok wrapped up in sables
I’d
personally rather be dead.
Our fame is worldwide and our faces
confront us on posters and cards,
on mugs and on plates, in strange places
like
underpants, roofs and back yards:
in my heart though I’ve still not adapted
to
life as a reindeer with presents
and this Santa scene that they’ve contrapted
is
something designed for the peasants:
in my soul I’m still noble, still coursing
with
Odin the god on my back
so let me get back to some horsing
and
accept that this reindeer thing’s cack.
Antony Mair
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